Fart Types
Definitions of Farts
Farting Guy
Pull My Finger!
Beans
Beans, beans, are good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal.
Fabulous Fart Books
There was an old fellow named Art
Who awoke with a terrible start,
For down by his rump
Was a terrible lump
Of what should have just been a fart.
Roses are Red Poems
Roses are red poems, potty poetry, toilet comedy, washroom rhymes, humorous reading material and crapper lyrics for laughs.
Fun Fart Facts
Farts seem to smell worse in the shower or bathtub. Why? Because of the higher humidity and temperature, it enhances our sense of smell. Note to self...don't fart in the shower or sauna
Types of People who Fart:
VAIN PERSON: ONE WHO LOVES THE SMELL OF HIS OWN
FART
AMBITIOUS: ALWAYS READY FOR A FART
LAZY: JUST FIZZLES
Positive Realationships With NLP
We, humans are born to be together To establish bonds, it is essential that we show love, care and responsibility to others
